Joke Generator
Pull a clean random joke from a curated bank.
Overview
The Joke Generator pulls a clean random joke from a curated bank. It is the quick fix for "tell me a joke" moments — kids asking at bedtime, a stalled conversation, a need for a quick laugh in a chat, or the warm-up minute of a presentation.
Every joke in the bank is family-friendly. Most are short setups with a one-line punchline, with a sprinkle of longer story jokes. The humour leans clever rather than crude, so the same generator works for a kid's audience and an adult one.
How it works
Each tap draws one joke at random. The bank is rotated regularly, and jokes are hand-picked to be both quick to read and easy to retell. There is no "rating" mechanic — if a joke does not land, tap again.
The display shows the setup and punchline together. Some longer jokes are formatted with a tap-to-reveal punchline, so you can read the setup aloud before showing the rest of the room the result.
Examples
- "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
- "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
- "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
- "Parallel lines have so much in common — it's a shame they'll never meet."
FAQ
Are the jokes safe for kids?
Yes. The bank is curated to be family-friendly with no off-colour content.
Are there knock-knock jokes?
A few, though there is a dedicated knock-knock joke generator for those.
Will the same joke come up twice?
Each draw is independent, so duplicates are possible. Tap again for a fresh one.
Can I copy the joke?
Yes. Highlight and copy, or screenshot, and share anywhere.
How many jokes are in the bank?
A large rotating set. Even daily users take a while to cycle through.